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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:22 PM // 13:22   #1
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(AP) A 43-year-old Japanese piano teacher's sudden divorce from her online husband in a virtual game world
made her so angry that she logged on and killed his digital persona, police said Thursday.

The woman, who has been jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data,
used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May,
a police official in northern Sapporo City said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4540763.shtml

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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:35 PM // 13:35   #2
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BBAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Really? Jail?
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #3
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If you're an adult playing vidja-games you may want to consider suicide or killing yourself.
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:43 PM // 13:43   #4
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If you're an adult playing vidja-games you may want to consider suicide or killing yourself.
Why ?
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #5
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If you're an adult playing vidja-games you may want to consider suicide or killing yourself.
True... but if a kid spells "Video" like he/she should be considering to stop playing vidja-games and return to school .
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:54 PM // 13:54   #6
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Why ?
Adults must contribute to society their every waking moment. Wasting their energy on frivolities like vidja-games is what is causing today's economic disaster.
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:54 PM // 13:54   #7
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Pfft, 43 year old Japanese bitches aint shit.
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #8
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I think Guild Wars players have a lot to learn about ragequitting from the example. This is how you do it.
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 02:01 PM // 14:01   #9
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Pfft, 43 year old Japanese bitches aint shit.
Correction. 43 year old japanese bitches are shit.
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 02:11 PM // 14:11   #10
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But why ?
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 03:15 PM // 15:15   #11
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"Por que?"

"Porque si."

Seriously though... they are Japanese. They feed their children by sliding food under their doors. Also, as someone Chinese said:

"Beat up your wife on the first day of honeymoon and your marriage will be successful".
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Old Oct 24, 2008, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #12
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"Beat up your wife on the first day of honeymoon and your marriage will be successful".
Lol. Fcukin' A!
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Old Oct 25, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #13
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O M F G : the beating comment
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Old Oct 26, 2008, 02:35 PM // 14:35   #14
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I lol'ed
I mean really, so much sad things in there.

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Old Oct 26, 2008, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #15
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Adults must contribute to society their every waking moment. Wasting their energy on frivolities like vidja-games is what is causing today's economic disaster.
Not every waking moment, EVERYONE needs their rest. A "healthy" life style consists of 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, 8 hours of play/relaxing.

Video games=play/relaxing.

Today's economic disaster is mainly caused by the idiots who run America *coughGeorgeWBushandMcCainohanddon'tforgetPalincou gh*

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Correction. 43 year old japanese bitches are shit.
Anyone else see the irony here?

Before correcting others, fix your own spelling.

Anyways, funny stuff. Being arrested for virtual killing. Next thing you know, people will get the death sentence for killing the AI in video games.

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The man complained to police when he discovered that his beloved online avatar was dead.
So the woman was just thinking that her "online husband" (some relationship there, only knowing each other online AND being married -rolls eyes-) dumped her for some pixels. Had to be the case with "beloved avatar."

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In recent years, virtual lives have had consequences in the real world. In August, a woman was charged in Delaware with plotting the real-life abduction of a boyfriend she met through "Second Life."
It's these people who belong in the sanitariums.

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Old Oct 26, 2008, 06:37 PM // 18:37   #16
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I don't even know what to say.
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Old Oct 26, 2008, 06:45 PM // 18:45   #17
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I really like reading the older peoples comments in here trying to desperately defend themselves as to why they play games.

I play 'em because uhh... because I need uhh.... relaxation! yeah... yeah, relaxation... that's it...
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Old Oct 26, 2008, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #18
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I'm an adult that plays video games......got a problem w that? if so go qq about it while your nuzzling your mothers teet.

now on topic.....this is why you dont date or make imaginary relations to weirdos over mmos....good thing it wasnt a real marriage tho cus mr. winky woulda been gone for sure.
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Old Oct 26, 2008, 08:38 PM // 20:38   #19
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I really like reading the older peoples comments in here trying to desperately defend themselves as to why they play games.

I play 'em because uhh... because I need uhh.... relaxation! yeah... yeah, relaxation... that's it...
If you're referring to me, just know that I'm not an "older person." I'm 18 here, not old by a LONG shot.

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Even though I disagree with what he says, it is spelled correctly.
Questionable grammar use, though.
Since when is video also spelt vidja??
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Old Oct 26, 2008, 09:16 PM // 21:16   #20
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Since when is video also spelt vidja??
It's called purposely misspelling a word to make fun of people.
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